The Midnight Mailer is Back Again !

  THE MIDNIGHT MAILER^© 
Loosening YOUR BOWELS SINCE 1962

A long, long time ago in a SV far, far away, two intrepid, relatively young, well-endowed, handsome, intelligent , virginal and semi-bald heroes battled for Five rupee coins, below mean GPA (Kum Meana Class) and a chowkidar’s position at McBhen-dhi consulting.  Our heroes (still Virginal) sought out a wise and all knowing guru  (Cuddly  Baba) to guide them in their perilous journey towards Manhood, MBA-hood and everlasting freedom from piles. 

However the tyrannical forces of the evil warlord DMOP, his mistress MADM and their dastardly chamcha/sidekick Corfin, imprisoned our young heroes (Still Semi Bald and virginal)  in the dark fortress of AssKaBand (LRC Study room 9412/ 9405 / Random Khopcha aka Electric room).

Butt, ass whole terms passed by, our heroes did not lose their hope (or virginity) and with the help of Cuddly , (who was ever ready to expose himself to danger and paneer makhani) the heroes escaped and lived to write another mesmerizing, cauterizing and plagiarising episode of the MIDNIGHT MAILER (don’t turnitin, Rascala!) . 

In this first episode, the heroes and their wise master once again embark on a mythical quest to find the lost bull which was prophesized to restore peas to the Goel’s kitchen and restore the reign of normal digestion in the land. 

 

OK, AT THIS POINT OUR SEMI BALD HEROES HAVE TO DO THEIR PRE-READS.

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO BE A MIDNIGHT MAILER (SEMI- BALD/ CUDDLY) COMPLETE THE MAGICAL STORY (IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW) TO WIN EXCITING PRIZES SUCH AS:

·         Sartaj Cuddly Toys (Autographed and life sized)

·         Manish Saluja’s patented herbal Semi-Baldness cream

·         Ananth Vas’s unmentionables (we are serious)

·         Coco’s Nuts (Flavoured, roasted and hygienically packed)

-THE GOOD , THE BALD (semi)  AND THE CUDDLY