Men Without Business Club

Dear ISBians,

Generally the midnight mailer doesn’t take sides but we felt the issue is very critical and we must take a stand.

As you know there are many social and professional clubs active in the campus. However none of them are as vital and as earth shattering as the club we are about to discuss. Our very own Sartaj Singh Chawla is contesting for the presidency of this club.

His Profile :

With over 6 years of industry experience in companies like Accenture , Sartaj has a rich and varied background. He has been exposed in various positions in many different industries and has demonstrated extreme performance in these positions. He has also been exposed internationally  and has worked across borders at Thailand, Amsterdam and Las Vegas. He has demonstrated teamwork and ability to deliver in difficult situations many a  times. He has deeply impressed many of his international clients who would like to work with him again and again. And again !

His Agenda :

To enhance and enrich the lives of each and every ISBians. ( Seriously ! )

Office Hours :

Mr Sartaj can be observed in his natural habitat at Learning Resource Centre between 9 AM in the morning till 2 AM at night. It is highly advisable not to disturb him in this environment as it may lead to bodily injury and/or dismemberment .

So we invite you to the launch of this fantastic, parthbreaking club – “The Men Without Business Club” LRC Chapter, launching soon at a SV near you . Please vote for Sartaj tomorrow or else.... Each person voting will be given one free “Sartaj Cuddly Toy” free (© MidNight Mail) .

All those who wish to contest against Sartaj, may present themselves tomorrow for the soap-box which will consist of No Holds Barred Steal Cage Wrestling Match followed by diaper changing competition !  (Please bring  your own diapers with you.) Kindly note the top 10 diaper changers were recruited last year by Mckinsey !