Dear ISBians,
Generally the midnight mailer doesn’t take sides but we
felt the issue is very critical and we must take a stand.
As you know there are many social and professional clubs
active in the campus. However none of them are as vital and as earth shattering
as the club we are about to discuss. Our very own Sartaj Singh Chawla is
contesting for the presidency of this club.
His Profile :
With over 6 years of industry experience in companies like
Accenture , Sartaj has a rich and varied background. He has been exposed in
various positions in many different industries and has demonstrated extreme
performance in these positions. He has also been exposed internationally
and has worked across borders at Thailand, Amsterdam and Las Vegas. He
has demonstrated teamwork and ability to deliver in difficult situations many a
times. He has deeply impressed many of his international clients who
would like to work with him again and again. And again !
His Agenda :
To enhance and enrich the lives of each and every ISBians. (
Seriously ! )
Office Hours :
Mr Sartaj can be observed in his natural habitat at Learning
Resource Centre between 9 AM in the morning till 2 AM at night. It is highly
advisable not to disturb him in this environment as it may lead to bodily
injury and/or dismemberment .
So we invite you to the launch of this fantastic,
parthbreaking club – “The Men
Without Business Club” LRC Chapter, launching soon at a SV near
you . Please vote for Sartaj tomorrow or else.... Each person voting will be
given one free “Sartaj Cuddly Toy”
free (© MidNight Mail) .
All those who wish to contest against Sartaj, may present
themselves tomorrow for the soap-box which will consist of No Holds
Barred Steal Cage Wrestling Match followed by diaper changing competition !
(Please bring your own diapers with you.) Kindly note the top 10 diaper
changers were recruited last year by Mckinsey !
